Reno needs tech support

[Natzy24]

This was an email convo between myself as Reno and one of our members (Coffinnail) as a Shin-ra IT Support.

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Natzy24
Yo, Reno of Shin-Ra here

Havin a few computer problems - Rude's not doing any work, just mumbling about grenades

I'll have to drag him to the pub soon

-- Reno
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Coffinnail
Reno,

Very nice to hear from you. Have you made sure the machine is plugged in? Have you attempted to turn the power off and back on to your computer? Let me know if this does not assist you.

PUB..NAO!.
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Natzy24
I'll go check, Rude's not normally quite so stupid as to forget them checks

Its probably some new fangled Shin-Ra thing they don't bother tellin us Turks about, yo

-- Reno

P.S I agree Pub NAO!
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Coffinnail
Most likely, However I do have to warn you that the Shin-Ra Company DOES in fact monitor is correspondences with the help desk. Should you feel the language you used in the last e-mail was substantial enough to explain your issue, then please, continue, however, I must request that a more specific explanation of the technical issue you are experiencing be sent back.

- IT Support

PS: It's Rude's Computer?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! 7th Heaven?
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Natzy24
Well my computer stopped working so i kinda had to borrow it, but as you can tell my computers fixed now yo, can't remember what was up with it. However Rude's too shy to admit his computers broken and keeps trying to steal mine so I figured I'd best deal with it myself, though he's not tellin me what's wrong with it.

-- Reno

P.S. Really must drag him down to the pub soon, 7th heaven sounds good yo
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Coffinnail
Hnnn, Of course he would be shy about saying what's wrong with his PC. Tell him he DOES NOT want me to walk all the way up there in high heels to take care of it. See if that loosens his tongue a little.

PS: 3 hours then, and I'll definitely go for a lager or two.
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Natzy24
No luck, hang on gimme a few i'll distract him and get on the damn thing myself
See if I can find out whats up, he keeps complaining it refuses to switch on even though he's made sure he's pressed the power button and that its all plugged in. Well he says it comes on but then refuses to allow him permission to access files on the machine. I'm blamin some Shin-Ra system yo!

Yes He's logged in

--- Reno

P.S. See you there then yo
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Coffinnail
Can you ping the main servers?

PS: You got it!
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Natzy24
I'll try to, you know what my attention spans like though.

Remind me for the 5000th time how do you do that yo? Its normally Rude who's contacting tech support for me, he's better at remembering things but he's gone off to make grenades. -sigh- Just me left alone now

P.S Can't wait yo!
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Coffinnail
((I have just realized.. that I have to make Coffinnailannie on your roleplay turks board, for the day's they're in the office..))
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Natzy24
(xDD sounds great lol - how am I doin as Reno!)
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Coffinnail
Poor baby. Go to the main menu, bring up a command prompt and type in: ping shin-ra.internal.com

Let me know what it does.

PS: To the PUB!
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Coffinnail
((I'm loving it!))
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Natzy24

-goes does it-

It comes up with lots of gobbledegook stuff that I don't understand with lots of strange characters...I don't think its meant to do that is it yo?

-- Reno

P.S. DEFINITELY!

(xD am I doin a good Reno then, yo?)
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Coffinnail

I am mentally sighing at you right now, you know that right?

In that gobbledegook, is there anything that says: Request Time out?

It just depends on what it looks like.

PS: So he left you all alone and went off to make grenades and ... Rude....mental sigh.

((YES!))
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Natzy24
-reads through-.... yeh there is something something sometihng request time out something something something

P.S. Yes he did ¬¬ He should know I'm not safe in the office alone.... I don't think smokes meant to be comin out of one of the other machines
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Coffinnail
I'm on my way now.

[Brilliant Annie]

Annie's heels could be heard from three doors down, the mild staccato tap tap tap as she moved with efficiency to Reno and Rude's "office", closet that it was. Pausing in the door way a moment, she looked over at Reno, and the smoking computer, and let out a long drawn out sigh. Fingers moving through her pre-maturely white hair she let herself into the room.

"You touched it didn't you?" She asked, a little condescendingly, but it was all in good fun with Reno. She make a "shoo"ing motion with her hands and then pulled a rolling chair over to the terminal, staring at the damage. This would be a challenge, as it always was with Reno and the computers in the building.

[Natzy24]

"No way yo!" Reno protested before pointing at his computer "that's mine! Its not set on fire...yet" he stated looking at his computer nervously. Then he shrugged it off goin off to go find Rude to bug "shout me when you've done yo!"

[Brilliant Annie]

"Will do!' She said with a smile, and then a mock salute. "Hey, we're still on for 7th Heaven tonight right?" She asked then, a slight grin spreading across her face as she ran her fingers through her hair again, letting it out of the super tight bun she always wore at work. It was close enough to closing time that she could "let her hair down" so to speak. She gave a little wave then, and turned to the computer, rolling her eyes.

"What did he do to you my little pet?" She calmly cooed to the computer, and then scooting back, she crawled under the desk to kill the power supply so she could start taking the poor machine apart.